Sunday, January 27, 2008

I'm Drunk and MAD

So word on the street is that SS, after walking me home this morning [after having what I considered pretty damn good sex last night] went to visit our friends in the upperclassmen dorms and made them aware of the following:
"So, I woke up next to JS this morning and I don't know how."

What. Really. What. He can't be serious. I'm not asking that he fucking proposes or anything, but at least acknowledge the fact that you're sometimes attracted to me. Or at very least let it be known that he knows that I'll willingly sleep with him.
I'm really upset about this. As previously discussed, he obviously only wants me for sex. Is it that hard to figure out that if you wake up next to me you must have been horny and near me the night before?? What the hell.

And when I was with my friends in the upperclassmen dorms tonight [which is where I hear the above story], HA was popping in and out of the suite, since he was drinking with some other guys on the baseball team and the girls that he lives with down the hall. We shared some awkward glances, but since he wasn't giving me any aggressive vibes, and since I was still pretty blissed out from getting SS last night, I didn't pay him too much mind.
But then I got to thinking that perhaps he should be a little more flirtatious with me, or me with him, given our history. But at the same time maybe word's gotten out that I badmouth his dick's inability to get hard almost constantly.

I am not a happy girl right now.

4 comments:

thisdayandage said...

SS fucking sucks. seriously. yea, he's amazing in bed. and I think that he really is a nice guy, when you compare him to other people at our school...but regardless, he's being a dick in this situation to try to impress who? the guys who you're both friends with? fucking lame.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

"badmouth his dick?!?" That's a low blow. Literally.

Well, my advice is to just be prepared to not meet any really great guys in college, and even if you do, you'll both be too young to be together for the rest of your life, so just have fun for now.

Hope that didn't come off like the no-it-all 30-year-old.

JerseySjov said...

ta- if only he was bad in bed, i'd have one less problem, right?

dr ken- i never intend to go on a tangent about how disappointed i am that he can't perform, it just happens.
and i like your know it all 30 year old comments, haha, what 20 year old doesnt like older/'mature' men?

Shandra said...

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

F him. He fucking sucks monkeycock seriously.

I woke up next to her and i don't know why, sooooooo stupid. especially since you guys have friends in common.

There's no reason for him to try and like act all cool when ur friends with the too

so immature.