Sunday, January 20, 2008

In the Last 48 Hours I:

Made garlic/red pepper/spinach pasta.
Acquired 10 condoms.
Reunited with Dance Society girls who were abroad last semester.
Kissed/Made out with my little Freshman buddy.
Turned 20 years old.
Blacked out from too much tequila [shots chased with margarita mix...yeah].
Puked. A lot.
Woke up in bed with my little Freshman buddy with no recollection how we got there.
Showered.
Had nice dinner out with girlfriends.
Played with my friends at a party in my honor.
Intruded on an anniversary cuddlefest.
Gave a guy I made out with twice last year a 'you will not not call me' speech.
Hooked up and slept over with ^ guy.
Danced.
Saw HA in the Bistro.
Fumbled a conversation with HA.
Got my antitragus pierced [thats a little nubby ear bit].
Napped.
Ordered wings.

Since we have off for MLK day tomorrow, tonight my ex-roommates' suite is having a New Year's party [since we were at our respective homes for the real thing]. It's a dressy dressy ordeal, so I'm probably going to wear my adorable little American Apparel dress aka the best dress every conceived and manufactured with some black tights and my Nikes, which will be cute -or at least typical of me- for anything we do after, too.

Also, this. It's not mine, but it's true.

7 comments:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Can you explain the "you will not call me" speech? Is that like you saying to him that you just know he won't call you after that night? I've gotten that speech. They're usually right, but not always, so you never know!

JerseySjov said...

dr ken: its the 'you will not NOT call me' speech. its the one saying that while i would like to get make-outy tonight, and i would not like to be your girlfriend, i would appreciate being able to call you when im horny and you are free to do the same.
oh, and if you have a sec could you do me a solid and comment on my previous post? i want a male opinion...

Trixie Firecracker said...

Sounds like a fun birthday. I concur on the American Apparel dress- definitely cute and have contemplated getting one.

Anonymous said...

You live a fascinating life. Tell me more about the pasta!

JerseySjov said...

tf: you have to get that dress; it's seriously one of my favorite things ever.

lbb: all that and you want to hear more about the PASTA??

Anonymous said...

Why 10 condoms? Is that a lucky #?

JerseySjov said...

mnwhr: no, we get 10 for $1 from our school's sexual health awareness group