Other than that fascinating plastic hoo-hah that I wrote about in my last post, there are 4 types of mousetraps scattered around my house.
There are the classic wood rectangles with the medieval metal thinger that snaps when the mouse tries to get the cheese [well, we bait traps with peanut butter. Same concept].
There are glue-coated cardboard sheets that you fold up into a little box.
There's a ridiculous transparent plastic box with a one-way door that seems impossible to bait and also gross: are you supposed to break it open and let the mouse go or just watch it slowly die before disposing of the entire apparatus?
Finally, there are the plastic buckets that my mother set out last night in the hopes that the mouse would drown. Plastic buckets with 8-inch high sides and curved lips that are essentially the mouse equivalent of those curved fences outside of country club swimming pools.
Is it just me or do the traps get more and more deranged as my mom gets more frustrated about the mouse?
TMI time!
1. What's your favorite color of lingerie?
Black and pink.
2. Do you have a porn collection?
No, but I have an internet connection. Hah, rhymes.
3. Do you have any fetishes?
Nothing super out there. Some mild biting/spanking is always appreciated but the real freaky stuff -basically anything that leaves a mark that lasts more than a few minutes- turns me off. I think college people are as a whole too poor to really get into fetishes. Kinky boots, leather masks, etc are expensive!
4. What is your favorite place to have sex?
Everywhere?
5. Do you like to scratch, bite, pull hair, etc? Do you like having it done to you?
I love when a guy has hair that's just long enough to get a handful of. I don't scratch so much as I grab, and sometimes the nails get in the way. Biting I'll do, but I try to avoid hickeys because no one likes those. As I mentioned before, I like me some biters and spankers, but I'm not too keen on having my hair pulled [you do not touch a girl's curls, end of story] and scratching isn't my favorite.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you think the number of sexual partners you've had is below average, average, or above average, and how does that make you feel?
I think that it's above average, but then again I don't know what average is. It doesn't make me feel anything in particular. I've enjoyed myself while racking up my numbers, so what's there to be ashamed/embarrassed about, but, on the other side of the coin, I've been given shit about enjoying myself so thoroughly so there's not really anything to be happy/proud of. It is what it is, and that's all that it is.
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it's TA...good answers, especially to number 4. in regards to the mouse traps, we had mice before and we only had one kind of trap--it caught the mouse (we baited with peanut butter too...) and then you would let the mouse go. the only problem is we would let them go too close to the house and then they'd come back.
then we got mouse poison and the problem was solved. tell your mom about that. it made me sad, but they were quite problematic, and I never had to see a dead mouse because they would go outside. the poison is undoubtedly more effective (and humane, I would say) than having a bucket full of water with hope the mouse will drown.
Black and pink together, or is it a tie between black lingerie and pink lingerie?
I have curly hair too, and you shouldn't even consider pulling a single curl or trying to mess my hair up, but a firm hand into the whole mess of hair, usually from the nape of the neck, can be very sexy. That is all.
Black and pink can be really cute togethr as far as lingerie goes.
I read somewhere that the average woman sleeps with about 8.5 men or something, but since means are prone to being skewed by really high numbers, the median number is actually more like 3.8
And I think that study is actually more like shit.
Oh - and the mousetraps - I guess they have to innovate if the mice know how to avoid one trap, but no guarantees on efficacy of that stuff.
Sure hope you guys catch that f'g mouse soon. Your whole house is going a little crazy there...
best bonus answer I saw anywhere!
good answers
That mouse does not have a chance.
How it that mouse even surviving?!!!
pink and black are my fav's too
" you don't pull at a girls curls" AMEN
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