See what happens when I go too long without liquor, weed, and sex? I lose my damn mind.
Friday, June 13, 2008
Cabin Fever, Part 1
I really, really want to stick my finger in this shmancy mousetrap in the tv room. It's sticking out from behind the tv cabinet just a smidge and looks like a little mouth. I know that if I did put my finger in there it would snap shut and I'd be in a world of hurt, but I can't help myself from wanting to.
See what happens when I go too long without liquor, weed, and sex? I lose my damn mind.
See what happens when I go too long without liquor, weed, and sex? I lose my damn mind.
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9 comments:
Wow sounds like you jersey folks really get down, no booze, bud or sex? sounds fun... we got all that and more in DC ;)
I gotta go pack this bowl and help my roommate finish the rest of our Stoli lol see ya :)
You should be taking HNTs! ;-)
Amazing what sorts of things grab our attention when bored and sober!
you had your mom's wine last night? and you were listening to queen's bohemian rhapsody? what on earth would compel you to stick your finger in a mouse trap other the pure ecstasy that would definitely not result from doing such a thing?
(this post made no sense.)
Doooooooooo it
LOL! You are soo redic! I effing <3 you.
I totally get this though, I get these insane annoying urges sometime, like last week in church where I really wanted to like grab the clip in the girl's hair in front of me.
ok totally not comparable to actually wanted to stick your finger in fucking mousetrap!, lol
Well, I usually don't like to advise this, but if it's between liquor, weed, and sex and sticking your fingers in mouse traps, I really have to go with the former on this one.
Go drink, puff, and screw, but be careful out there.
haaaaa
maybe it will get better.
That's a fancy mousetrap. Is it reusable? I once got my foot stuck in one that my parents set, luckily it was ust the type that was a little tray of glue, no harm done.
fishy: is it just me, or did you imply that you're about to have sex with your roommate?
os: if i could keep track of the day of the week you could bet i'd be taking hnts!
ta: i don't know why i want to do it! i just do!
so@24: give me a few more weeks and i might
pink: well, i mean, i'm probably NOT going to do it, but that doesn't mean that i can't want to...?
dr ken: if i wasn't careful this would be a post about how i snapped my finger off ;)
sage: i can only hope
tf: i don't know if it's reusable. i think it snaps shut and stays that way so you can just throw the whole thing out, but i can't be sure
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