Here's the highlight reel of the past weekish:
-I've had a nasty phlegmy cough since last week, so imagine a hacking sort of noise while you're reading to get a more realistic experience.
-JB and I got driven down to my parents' house for Memorial Day Weekend by #3. She and I bought a jug of Carlo Rossi and played a drinking game on the trip [when we passed a truck or motorcycle or cop, when we saw a sign for NYC or towns our friends are from or NJ license plates outside of Jersey]. We were tanked when we got to NJ, pounded the burritos that my Dad bought, then went out to the bars.
-The rest of Mem-Day-Dub-End-2010 was epic. JB did shots with my Dad, Bro blacked out and might have puked in the basement, my Uncle got shitfaced and called my brothers friends homos then invented a drink cheer ["Drink, Motherfucker, Drink, Motherfucker, Drink, Motherfucker, Drink!"], JB hooked up with Bro's friend from highschool, Grampa's girlfriend spilled no less than 3 drinks on me, nobody got into a fight with the 9-year-old, and we bought a baby pool!
-On Monday, JB drove my car [it's really MY car, too. My Dad transferred the title to me as a grad present. Fanks, Daddy!] back up to our apartment because highways scare me, then we picked up Roomie and went to JB's house for a grad party. We were handed margaritas when we walked in the door, JB's brother almost lit their baby nephew on fire, then we stayed up until almost 6am watching a non-baby-fueled fire shooting the shit and playing drinking games.
-Tuesday we picked up A in the city to drive him to the big train station near our apartment. I purposely made him miss the first bus so that he'd help me move into my new room [same apartment, different room...it's unnecessarily complicated to explain] then he and I hung around for a little bit, punching each other and being generally silly.
-Weds and Thursday went like this: wake up post-noon, putter around doing useful things [unpacking, unclogging the kitchen sink (it was full of rice of all things. Fuckin' handfuls of RICE all up in the sink drain!)], putter around doing not useful things [painting my nails, playing with the cats], drink, complain about how I'm probably still sick because I've been staying up drinking and smoking and basking near campfires.
-Roomie and her boys bought walkie talkies and we all made up walkie tag names. I'm The Sheriff.
-Last night I hung out with Buddy et al at their new apt aka the WASP's old place [the WASP now lives next door to me. Oh, brother]. Usual shenanigans went on until #3 came by with a couple dudes. Even though I spilled rum all over myself and was kind of sticky, I ended up tagging along with #3 when Roomie went home and the guys went to bed. #3 is the type of guy who'd hump a boulder if it was in his room long enough, and I'm the type of gal who likes 'em easy, so we banged. It had been over a month for me, so it was a good time; he's pretty generous in the sack, too, which doesn't suck.
I think that's all the major points. How did your weeks stack up compared to mine? Hope yous all had a smashing Mem-Day-Dub-End and got laid! Also I'll try to come up with more interesting things to say since I've been doing a lot of week/weekend recaps lately!
5 comments:
Shoulda bought a pool like the one in my Tuesday post !
Didn't get laid, but I spent the majority of my memorial day weekend cleaning up my epically messy apartment - which I'm sure has prevented me from getting laid at least once - and had a smashingly successful pool party bbq. Wunderbar!
That drinking game sounds awesome. I can't stand wine, and Rossi is wine-like in nature, but I'd rock out with some Steel Reserve.
Not a big Rossi fan either, but in celebration of the local Trader Joe's selling beer (available by the bottle!), we did a beer tasting... with similarly smashed/smashingly awesome results ;-)
Mine was pretty uneventful. Sounds like you had fun, though.
heff: those pools are money, but like i told ya, mine has cupholders!!
another david: nothing like a bunch of open containers in a moving vehicle!
shayna: there was a wine sale at my friendly local lq [3 bottles for $20] so we did a tasting on wednesday. meaning we all drank entire bottles of wine.
sadako: sometimes its nice to just have a relaxing 3-day weekend :)
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