Awkward/Awesome Storytime

[copied from a facebook message to Prof Science]

Let me tell you a story about a girl named JerseySjov who was a little bit unlucky and a little bit horny and a little bit awesome.

Last night I went out with another internet dating site guy. We hit it off right away. He's adorable. He went to Harvard and is going to med school here in the fall [cha-ching].
We went and got some drinks at this local beeratorium, had an awesome conversation about a little bit of everything, no awkward silences, then on the walk back to my place to supposedly part ways I got sidetracked by a party going on at the WASP's house.

Me and med school end up getting absolutely trashed and staying at the party until super late. We went back to my place and put on a movie. One thing led to another and suddenly he was shirtless and I was on top of him only in my undies.

That thing led to another and suddenly we're in my bed and he's going down on me.
Now here's where the unlucky/awkward kicks in [sorry in advance to the men]- I had gotten my period earlier in the day yesterday, but I figured that it must not be that heavy if he's all in my business and isn't mentioning anything, so I don't mention anything.

He asks if I have condoms and of course I do so we have awesome sex! The first time I've ever slept with anyone from the internets! I know I should have waited because of whatever, but, as I explained to him when we were snuggling, you pretty much know if you want to bone someone within like 10 minutes of meeting them and if the feeling seems right whats the point of waiting? Even if you're on your period.

So yeah it was totally incredible first-time-with-him sex. Super.

Once everything was done he goes to the bathroom, comes back and says "Uh, did you let me go down on you even though you're on your period?"
Me: Uhhh...yeah... I mean... sorry... but I mean, you didn't seem to notice at the time.
Him: Hmph, true, I did not notice until I saw the, uh, blood on the condom.
Me: Gross.

And then we snuggled all night. He texted me after he left: "you are awesome"

Pros: I like that we crossed the period sex bridge on the first date and he's really totally adorbs. I think we have a lot of stuff in common, and we definitely have very similar senses of humor.
Cons: Now we play the "will he call me?" game, which I totally hate and always seem to lose.

The End

[Monday: Epilogue- We've been texting nonstop since he left my house and have a nice facebook message thread going. We're going to meet up again later this week]