Tonight we have another copypaste with name exchanges from a facebook message to my girls. I hope they don't mind, but sometimes there's only one way to say things:
"so tonight
the blond told me that he thought all we ever had was a physical thing
the wasp told me that he has no interest in even being friends with a physical thing on the side. he even said that he's trying to get with this other girl. then again, he was pretty drunk and also definitely got a concussion tonight, so odds are he won't even remember telling me that. either way, that whole thing is a closed case.
i hurt brigafreshman's feelings because i was trying to babysit the wasp when he left the party we were all at and either his phone died/was turned off/he igorned me when i texted him to tell him "the wasp got home safe, are you still awake?" so he probably isn't feeling me right now
long story short: nobody likes me.
all i want is a guy who likes hanging out with me AND fucking me... idk what is going on with my vagine but any time a guy gets in there he suddenly has no interest in my feelings or me in general.
oh jeez i am depressed right now."
I just realized that things have come full circle- I have a guy's interest, suddenly I have the interest of many guys, and then again all of a sudden nobody wants anything to do with me. What is up with that? What is wrong with guys that they don't see what a cool girl I am? Or, less self-confident-y, what is wrong with ME that guys don't ever give a crap about me?
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It's amazing to me how nothing ever seems to line up quite right... Hope your weekend gets better!
Don't get down on yourself. I've bailed on some girls after sleeping with them, and later realized what a butthole I was for doing that. That's just what men do until they grow up, which takes a really, really long time. There is nothing wrong with you. You are the shiznit.
Wanna hear a fun story? In the last month:
Girl1 got a boyfriend. Facebook told me.
Girl2 wedged me into the friendzone real good.
Girl3's grandfather died and she had to run to Florida, then she got a second job and no longer has time for me.
Girls 4 and 5 gave me their numbers, turns out they both have boyfriends. 4 said they're "having a lot of problems," which is code for "I'm just looking for an emotional crutch and possibly someone to make by bf jealous." 5 never called me back.
Girl6 and I went home together, and I was asleep before my head hit the pillow. I asked her if she wanted to grab a drink the other night, she said no thanks.
Girl7 is coming to visit me in New York while I'm there on business. She has taken this opportunity to be super-clingy via text, yet tell me all about the hot intern?
The point is, I'm right there with ya, buddy. Life sucks.
Ditto... for the record, being skinny has not made my love life better. Actually I think its made me trust men a lot less --- which, fyi, is not fabulous for having a relationship.
The fact that the art of flirting seems to elude me probably doesn't help much.
David - You are a prize. A smart, good looking, funny guy (who happens to also be Jewish) - I'm still not certain that you're not a figment of my desperate imagination.
Jersey--- If I was a lesbian (even just a little bi, I would be very into you)
You are living up to your blogger description of having "wildly fluxuating emotions."
The bell will ring over some guy's head sooner or later.
shayna: the weekend did turn out nicely. can't have ups without the downs, so it's all about keeping the big picture in mind :)
dr ken: thank you very much for thinking i am the shiznit :) you turned out pretty well, so i have hope for the future of some of the buttholes i know now
another david: well, at least we both keep boot-strapping ourselves up and flinging ourselves back out there.
kenneth lobb: i can only hope!
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