It's been a pretty good week!
I ate fruit and veggies every day, my hair was cute, Daddy came to visit on Wednesday, and I went to all of my classes. However, my body's been aching really bad and I've been a little snappier than usual. I couldn't figure out what was up until today when I noticed that next week is placebo week for my b/c pills. Super.
Today at dinner I learned that one of my old hookups is dating the number one craziest girl at school. Downgrade! She looks like a Bratz doll -unhealthily skinny with a big ol' head- and she has crazy eyes!! The worst part is that she made him shave off his goatee, which proves she's insane because it was seriously the most perfect facial hair I've ever encountered.
This girl dated one of my buddies Freshman year. She tried to start rumors that he beat her [he didn't], then asked her four biggest guy friends to jump him [they didn't], then wouldn't stop sending him Facebook messages about either how much she still loved him or how she was going to kill him. I mean, she's not hideous, I see how guys might want to hit it [not me-as-a-guy; I wouldn't be able to get past the lollipop body] but she is hands-down NUTS, so you would think dating her would be a no-no. Thoughts?
I need to go to the drugstore. I'm fresh out of Chapstick, am close to being sans deodorant, have a hankering for some stretchy headbands, and need some blank CDs for a project.
The project is pretty fun, actually. One of my friends posted a note saying she would make something for the first 5 responders provided that they reposted the note. I can't turn down the chance for a project, so I responded and reposted. I now have to make something for B, TA, B's friend who is now my friend, a Dance Group girl, and my supervisor from Orientation. I guess B and TA might figure out from reading this that a CD is being mixed for them, but I want to make each person a bunch of things.
One of the parts of the note is "I reserve the right to do something extremely strange." I plan on exploiting that right.
Nothing has made me want a sugar daddy more than these two pairs of shoes: Steve Madden purple strappy sandals and $215 black stilettos. OMG I Waaaaaaant Them! I'll send naked pics to whoever buys them for me. Just kidding. Or am I? Haha, I'm kidding...Or am I?
After Dance Group rehearsal on Monday night I hung out with two of the girls watching youtube videos and the Lonely Island DVD for two hours. Oh man. We found some good things. We're planning on doing a shot-for-shot remake of this for our Spring show [I called being the guy at 1:24], and we can't stop quoting this at each other.
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Dude those shoes are sweet. I would go for the purple Steve Maddens just because of the bold color (they don't come in my size though). Truth be told, they are not that expensive and if you save a little bit, you could buy them yourself pretty soon, and that's what I call satisfaction (I'm after a pair of $800 Christian Louboutins...)
Ah, women and their shoes. You just can't separate the two.
When I find the most abundant sugarmamma/daddy hunting ground i'll let you know.
Never have I wanted an extra $215 burning a hole in my pocket right now.
If I knew that girl had that history I would pull a Forrest Gump and ruuunnnnn ...
I make the best mix CD's of all time, and that's no bullshit.
Hope you get those shoes one way or another.
: )
You want in on some of this chip action?
tf: you're talking to someone who spends less than $50 a month on groceries; $80 for shoes like that is pretty unreasonable for my unemployed ass.
heff: what can i say? girls just wanna have fun shoes
mnwhr: haha, thanks in advance
os: you're probably not the only one ;)
dwp: i know, what is he thinking!
dr ken: oh do you? i might have to make you put your $$ where your mouth is and prove it
so: took me some googling to figure out what you meant...what I meant was the new lonely island dvd
Heff: If you try to separate a girl from her shoes...she's shank you. No hesitation.
As for the topic....men will put up with crazy women if they are hot. There are always limits, but don't be surprised if Lollipop gets her fair share, despite her crazy leanings.
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