Saturday, February 7, 2009

Crap Sandwich Redux

Well, the cell store in the plaza where Favorite Cousin and I went to eat closed 6 minutes before we got there, so I still have no phone. Buddy has an old phone that I might be able to borrow, but he's a little erratic about this sort of thing.

At the restaurant, we had to wait almost an hour for a table because waiters kept on seating their friends before us. Note to waiters: if you're going to do that, don't make it obvious; we probably wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't been squealing and hugging. When we finally got seated, our waitress somehow forgot to put in our entree order so we had to wait even longer.
To make up for it, we took the nice glass shakers from our frou-frou drinks that were left at the table. Of course, mine cracked-not on the ride home, not as I washed it out, not as it sat on the edge of the kitchen counter, but as it sat on a shelf in my room not being touched or moving in any way.

After dinner I watched Anchorman by myself. At one point I leaned over to pick up my drink and heard an odd noise. The butt on my jeans ripped open. Not a totally unusual occurrence until you realize that these jeans are less than 6 months old, fit me, and the rip did not start on a seam.

There was an extra Dance Group rehearsal from 1-3 today, but since I don't have access to an alarm clock and was up until almost 4am because I don't have the ability to fall asleep anymore, I woke up at 1:45. I was and am in no mood to go. I told a Capoeira guy that I'd meet him at 3 to do some training and I'm going to have to force myself to go even though he's a spazz and will try to "correct" me when he should really just shut up.

JerseySjov is bummed out, people.

9 comments:

Dating Without Pants said...

Don't you love that. A waiter's job is to take your order. When he fails at that, he failed at the only real reason why he's there. God that pisses me off.

Also, very skillful of you to rip your pants not on a seam. Bravo.

Anonymous said...

it's TA...

don't you know murphy's law? everything that can go wrong, will. no worries though, it's only temporary. it sounds like things have been kind of meh lately, but keep your head up. I'll be home in 11 weeks and then you will have no reason to do anything but smile.

and...I might be living there for the summer. the bf got an internship with a magazine in woo and if I can find a[ny] decent job, I will be there too, staying at my new apt.

(ps...that was my comment up above...I forgot to click anonymous and was logged in under my london blog link. with a picture of me. and my name. eek!)

Anonymous said...

I hate bad service!! I hope you left a shitty tip!

I wish I could make your bad day better by giving you the best 30 seconds of your life! LOL

At least Baxter wasn't punted when you hit the man with the burrito. Are you in a glass box of your emotions?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

no butt rip pics?

Trixie Firecracker said...

Dude that sucks, just hang in there. Shitty things always end at some point.

Kenneth Lobb said...

You're still #1 with me.

PorkStar said...

Whats up with all the Japanese characters up in the above comment?... and I totally forgot what I was going to comment on... : )

Heff said...

A true pisser...

JerseySjov said...

dwp: we didn't mind that much since we always have a lot to talk about. if she hadn't said anything we probably wouldn't have noticed!

glora: 11 weeks! thats like, tomorrow!!

caplyst: ...

dr ken: see my new post

tf: i just couldn't believe that it was one-thing-after-another for like 3 solid days

kilter: well thanks

pork: i deleted that spam comment and now you look like you can't read english. ha

heff: i know!!