She Mumbles Something

I am so frustrated right now- I brought my laptop to the library with the intent of catching up on things and posting something, having some nice semi-private time online. However, my laptop decided it would be a good time to just not fucking work. I spent over half an hour staring at "Firefox (Not Responding)", then had Internet Explorer pop up 8 times but not respond [they didn't even show up in the task manager], then Google Chrome decided to just not open period.
The piece of shit might be angry that I've been using it mostly as a lamp because I can't do anything else with it at home. I'm ready to scream or cry or just smash the fuck out of it. I think I'm breaking out in hives, I'm so mad. It doesn't help that the chairs for the public computers are too short for the desks, so I'm slowly but surely losing circulation to my hands and forearms as I type this into an email because I'm too embarassed to have Blogger open for that long. With my luck I'll run out of time or gmail will shit out, because that's just what happens to me and only me when I try to spend some fucking quiet time updating my goddamn blog and checking my stupid online dating at the goddamn library.
And I was in such a good mood today, too. I don't even feel like updating, which is a real shame because I had some good stories to tell. This whole "technology shits the bed when I try to use it, even though I've done nothing out of the ordinary to it, and in fact treat it better than most people who have no problems with it" bullshit isn't cute anymore.