The wireless at my house wasn't working for a few days. Here's what I've been up to in lieu of dicking around on the internet:
-Lots of yoga, capoeira, and ballet. Graciously welcomed back my 2-pack.
-Said "Bye" to my cute work buddy, who left to go to Columbia [the country, not the school] for an undetermined period of time.
-Worked more than usual, having to take over some of the cute work buddy's shifts.
-Lost, found, lost, found, and lost my nail file.
-Got my Mom to hem up that purple dress.
-Went shopping by myself. Went shopping with my friend from highschool. Went shopping with my Mom.
-Got fancy new hair stuff in the mail. Deep-conditioned.
-Realized that I have less than a week before I go on a bikini-heavy European cruise vacation. Attempted a diet. Ate some cheese instead.
-Moved around the basement chairs, so the broken old recliner is in front of the T.V. instead of the uncomfortable folding camp chair that I've been using since May.
-Got wings from my home wings joint for the first time this summer. They were delicious and fabulous.
-Experienced more bizarre parent stuff than any kid should. [Ex: my Mom said she wanted to bring the camera's instruction manual as reading material for the flight and my Dad freaked out because he thought someone might steal it]
-Tried to read library books. Reset the cable box instead.
-Got asked out by this older guy who does capoeira. Told him I was busy, but "maybe another time", because I don't want to but he can probably kick me in the face.
-Saw a spider. Flipped out.
-Realized that I have less than a week to pack. Scavenged for a suitcase.
Since getting the internet back I have:
-Dicked around online.
-Realized that the internet only works for 15 to 45 minutes on the shitty old laptop because the world hates me.
-Gotten very, very angry. May or may not have shoved laptop off desk across room.
-Stole my "old" laptop back from my parents' room.
-Continued dicking around.
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7 comments:
Haha, aww is someone a little bent out of shape?
Not in the greatest of moods when you wrote this eh? It's seething with sarcastic overtones, and undertones and even monotones. Or maybe you were fine it's hard to tell when someones writing.
"...because I don't want to but he can probably kick me in the face."
haha.
Welcome back Jerz.
it's TA.
I love the one about your attempted diet and your decision to eat cheese instead. that's the sjovs I know. god I miss you. if we don't talk, have an amazing time on your little trip, but buy me a postcard or something from a great European country. like Italy (hint hint). or elsewhere. and for the record, you don't need to diet or worry about your bikini.
I'm jealous of the wings...but we will enjoy them together soon enough.
love you.
Screw dieting, you've got a killer 2-pack, what else do you need? Be sure to eat wings now, the ones i've had on cruise ships suck.
trip sounds fun fun.
Good luck with the dicking around.
You body looks stellar, no diet needed!
Sounds like you're having tons of fun. Btw dont worry about the working out thing - there's more than enough time to hit the gym on cruise ships, that's like all I did on my cruise (besides go to the beach)
Columbia = the school. Colombia = the country ( different spelling)
I miss ya!! I lol about the capoeira guy haha.
have fun in Europe!
sean c: this was written in an emotional state that ranged from happy to about ready to eat my laptop. thanks for the welcome, but i'm about to leave again.
ta: i can't wait for the fall because you're going to be like, a half-block away from me rather than a block and a half like last year.
mnwhr: true, imo girls with more than a 2-pack are mostly frightening.
sage: trip will hopefully be most fun fun
tf: odds are i'm never going to set foot inside the gym on the boat.
pink: i could just be ignorant, but i think white people spell them both the same.
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