The night could be made into a movie starring relatively attractive but relatable actors [...what's up, Michael Cera]:
-The guys were out at a bar and we some trouble finding them, mostly because we don't go in to the city often, but partly because JB and I drank tequila in the car on the ride in
-Some random guy on the street yelled "Sluts!" when we walked by. Two seconds later, a girl that guy was with said "...JB?" Turns out they went to high school together
-When we found the boys they were shithoused. The guy who likes JB was wearing a full body Scooby-Doo suit with a Stitch-head hat.
-JB was trying to be cute and cool to impress the guy who likes her, but her drunk brother and cousin kept on picking her up and getting her involved in slap fights
-JB's brother was drunk and was groping Roomie all over the bar, despite her efforts to not "make it weird" for JB
-I was texting Kevin throughout the evening, and therefore realized far too late that JB's creepy cousin was hitting on me
-After at least one margarita each, us girls decided to make moves back to JB's brother's house [where I'm hoping to move in a couple weeks], but it took a lot of twisty drunk logic to convince JB's brother that he should pile in to my car rather than try to drunk drive his way home
-Roomie had the least to drink, which left 5 much larger people to fit in to the backseat of my car
-Kevin was concurrently wrangling his drunk friends to DD them home, but I convinced him [with a picture of my cleavage] to pick me up at JB's brother's/my future house
-JB's creepy cousin puked on us in my car. Twice.
-We arrive at the house. We remove ourselves from the car. I acquire Lysol spray and paper towels to remove the puke from my car. I realize my keys are locked in my car
-Kevin arrives to see me near hysterics watching JB's guy trying to break in to my car using a bobby pin. His friends feel shy and stay in the car until JB wanders over to introduce herself
-All of the guys and Roomie go upstairs while JB's guy calls AAA
-I go upstairs to check on the guys. Kevin's roommate is wearing a sombrero and they are involved in a game of Kings. The girls have solo cups full of tequila rose and the guys have Bud Lights. Kevin is totally embarrassed because his friends are blacked out. I try to assure him it's okay because my friends are also blacked out
-AAA comes, I clean out my car, grab a few things and head out with Kevin, leaving my keys in Roomie's purse. As Kevin and his friend pile in his car, JB runs out with her guy and asks if they can jump in for a ride to her guy's house. Before Kevin can react, JB is in my lap and her guy is in his friend's lap
-We drop off JB and her guy.
-We drive to drop off one of Kevin's friends and his hotel. He mentions the pool which excites Kevin's roommate and other friend who leap out of the car and run in to the hotel
-Kevin and I make out in the car for several minutes before trying to find his friends. We find them soaking wet, wearing only underwear, standing at the entrance to the hotel parking lot
-Kevin, his wet friends, and I finally make it back to Kevin's house. His friends put on girly pop music and dance around in their underwear. Kevin and I watch for a few minutes before retiring to his room to get it on until after sunrise
Kevin and I spent almost all day Sunday in bed together. We got up to get breakfast and I left to grab coffee with the girls, but somehow every few hours we'd be naked between the sheets. The girls didn't want to leave their guys, so we all went out to play pool and drink. I was exhausted and they got too drunk to make it home, so we stayed over again.
Monday was spend squealing about how much we like our guys. Monday night Kevin came down and we went out for dinner, then tried to make the most of my twin-size bed. Tuesday morning I took him out to the good diner near campus before he left to officially register at his med school.
The WASP stopped in and we ended up ordering wings for dinner on Monday. He tried to get me to cuddle by doing one of those "one-handed back of the neck massages" moves which usually got me, but I still haven't figured out how to bring up Kevin with him. He's probably confused and I can't deny that he's been getting mixed messages these past few weeks, but I guess that's what happens when you mess around with friends.
Today JB and I spent almost the entire day on the couch together watching History channel shows about Egypt. Then we made lunch [taco bowls!], got coffee, and watched the Jonas brothers show until, well, now.
Tomorrow I have to go back out to the daycare to meet with a group of kids that I didn't see last week and meet another supervisor.
Tomorrow afternoon/evening, Kevin and I are going in to Boston to get a nice dinner and spend the night at a nice hotel. Fancy times! We're both super excited. I have no idea what to bring to wear. I don't have any good pictures of my one option, and I've never worn the other one yet, so here are awesome mspainted versions [In the original photo I'm wearing a bandage-style bandeau dress, which is why the girls aren't as prominent as they usually are, haha] so that you guys can help me choose:
So what do you think? Blue tied halter? Black/White deep v-neck? Don't care because you're so jealous that I'm going to have a super fancy night? Too exhausted from reading about my Saturday to pick?
12 comments:
Is the blue an American Apparel dress? If so, I would go with the black and white because it will probably be less clingy and you'll probably want to eat a lot of food at dinner so you might want to hide the resulting food baby.
(yes, this is how i make my own couture decisions)
I'm going to go with the jealousy one. Although the black and white one looks fancier.
Fancy dinner, fancy night you can never go wrong with black and white.
However it is the summer and yuo could make a splash in the blue.
if you are going all out expensive get a great bottle of wine, Stags Leap Artimis, Heitz, or Rabbit Ridge. CA Cabs you can't beat them.
You have great Paint skills! I though they were actual pictures until I read the description.
Maybe I'm just blind(ish).
I say go with the black and white.
Turn up naked, bring beer. I'm a man. We like that kind of thing. Trust me.
Cool blog.
Have a nice day, Boonsong
The best part of this story is going to happen a few years from now when someone looks at you in honest admiration and says, "Wow you sure know a lot about Egypt. How did you learn all that stuff?"
Totally wear the black and white one. Classy, plus a little flair. Have fun :)
Glad things are going so well with Kevin! I'm not picking a dress because you're a woman, and you'll say, "What's wrong with the other one? Do I look like crap in the other one." I'm not falling for that one, but I will say that you're bringing Carlo and Rossi with you either way, and I support that.
I'd say go with the black and white dress... it doesn't look as casual as the blue. They are both cute though!
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hey yall. ended up wearing the black and white one :) thanks for all your input!!
s: yes, the blue one is AA :) the black/white one has a bow around the ribs, which got kind of tight post-dinner
ness: it's been a long time since i was fancy, i deserved it!
cap: we didn't drink much other than him having a coupla beers and of course i had to have a margarita at dinner
dg: you aren't the only one who thought that! haha
boonsong: lol, but i don't think they allow that sort of behavior in public
hex: it's actually already come up, believe it or not :P
al harris: i had a great time, thanks for stopping in!
dr ken: i wasn't bringing the CR; that's the only picture i could quickly find where i was standing up and facing the camera
dev: thanks for coming by!
I'm easily too late for input on the dress (both cute though)... but you really should think of making your life a movie... this post specifically... it's pretty awesome!
just now seeing this after having seen facebook is like knowing the end of the book before you read it hahaha
i lost the last key to my car this weekend, i imagine the only thing more frustrating (though significantly less expensive) would have been seeing my keys right there are not being able to do a damn thing about it. there will be a post about this and other topics soon, i promise.
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